Britney Spears & Globalwarming Awareness2007

Rumor has it that Britney’s new, bald look is a response to globalwarming awareness2007.

Going with a bald look is a great way for people to embrace the cause of globalwarming awareness2007. Consider the many advantages of baldness:

  • shorter showers because you can just rub your head clean, using less energy to heat water to clean your head
  • easier cooling mechanism as global temperatures rise due to globalwarming
  • when people ask why you went with a bald look, you can preach the message of globalwarming awareness2007

So, take a look to Britney for inspiration and get with globalwarming awareness2007!

1 Comment »

  1. yo mama Said:

    on February 8, 2008 at 11:48 am

    britney is ugly as my e-mail adress

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