Benefits of Global Warming

Globalwarming awareness2007 isn’t all about hugging trees. There may be some good points to be awareness of in 2007 as globalwarming increases:

  • more naked chicks because globalwarming raises awareness of 2007’s scanty fashion options and causes them to sweat a lot
  • no need to buy cigarettes — can get carcinogens straight from the greenhouses gasses in the globalwarming air
  • dead lawns mean no more lawnmowing to distract from globalwarming awareness2007 keg parties and beer drinking
  • cactuses with little Christmas ornaments on them instead of Christmas trees, even in ‘northern’ climates, due to globalwarming temperature changes
  • skis can be used as doorstops
  • potential to use polar ice caps as martini ice cubes, as it’s use-it-or-they-melt

Awareness2007 of globalwarming is very important. You must listen to all sides of the globalwarming awareness2007 debate to make your own 2007 awareness judgements about globalwarming.

1 Comment »

  1. daniel Said:

    on May 14, 2007 at 6:28 pm

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