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Al Gore to Receive Honorary Minnesota Degree?

{ February 22, 2007 @ 12:16 pm } · { 2008 presidential candidates & global warming, al gore on global warming, britney spears, global warming awareness advocates, globalwarming advocacy, politics of global warming, science of global warming }
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Rumor has it that the University of Minnesota is pondering awarding an honorary degree to globalwarming awareness2007 super-hero Al Gore.

The honorary degrees are piling up for the former vice president, who is sporting lots of gray hairs these days. Globalwarming awareness is clearly aging him — or perhaps it’s his hairdresser, prepping him to look like a distinguished statesman for an upcoming presidential bid, or run at being UN ambassador under a new Democratic administration? It’s a good thing he’s not going to the same shave-shack as Britney Spears…

Britney Spears & Globalwarming Awareness2007

{ February 20, 2007 @ 7:26 pm } · { britney spears, celebrity interest in global warming, energy conservation, slacktivism, weather patterns }
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Rumor has it that Britney’s new, bald look is a response to globalwarming awareness2007.

Going with a bald look is a great way for people to embrace the cause of globalwarming awareness2007. Consider the many advantages of baldness:

  • shorter showers because you can just rub your head clean, using less energy to heat water to clean your head
  • easier cooling mechanism as global temperatures rise due to globalwarming
  • when people ask why you went with a bald look, you can preach the message of globalwarming awareness2007

So, take a look to Britney for inspiration and get with globalwarming awareness2007!